- Girls can't control where their pee goes... because they don't have a penis
- "You don't wanna see my panties, or my china, or my bum bum" - right on sista
- Weekly activities of these darling little sunbeams include playing with trains, riding bikes, and hitting brothers
- When it is dark outside you jump on your bed. When the sun is out you play but go to bed when you are sassy to mom.
- Fishing poles = lightsabers, guns, and swords
- Sunday isn't called Sunday. It's call "My Class Day"
- "Teacher did you know that you got a new door" said 3 weeks in a row. Yup. I got a new door
- "Sister FaMiiilllll your dad is here to get you" (translation: Shane just looked in the window)
- If a certain little girl kisses you - wipe it off in slow motion, with a very disturbed look on your face
- "There is a secret about the baby in my mom's tummy, but I can't tell anyone yet" - cat is out of the bag
- I asked the kids to turn off their mouths and turn on their ears (works like a charm most of the time-they love turning their mouths on when it is their turn to talk). One little guy could NOT stop talking finally I looked at him and said "Miles, is your mouth on or off right now" and his reply "It's turned on really high, and it is supposed to be off. But I like it on."
- Scripture Power = hold your scriptures above your head
- "Sometimes I can't sit down because my bum doesn't bend"
- Picture in your mind this situation. You get back from talking with Bishop about said change in calling. Walk in Primary about 20 minutes late and take your seat. One little girl walks up to you and with a very stern look on her face takes 2 fingers and points to her eyes and then points to you. Then follows it all up with "now don't be late again"
Although I am excited to get to spend some time in Relief Society - I'm sure going to miss the antics, snack time, playdoh, and great family secrets that comes with the Sunbeams.
9 comments:
Best Sunbeam teacher Ev-uh! We're so going to miss you! Seriously, thanks for your wonderful service to the cute little crazies of the ward. Miles adores you (and your new door!)
Oh YAY! I love Relief Society! I'm the secretary and LOVE LOVE LOVE it! What will you be doing in there? Getting a new calling is always so exciting.
Ha! Thanks for sharing, some of these I haven't heard yet and I am laughing out loud!
Some great quotes once again! Way to go teacher!
And I am going to miss the Sunbeamism posts.
You were a great Sunbeam teacher, they all loved you! Have fun in Relief Society--what is your new calling??
hahaha I love it!
Hilarious! My favorites were the one about "your dad" looking in the window and "now don't be late again." I literally laughed out loud when I read those two. Ha ha!
Thank you, thank you, thank you for all your service! You were one of the BEST teachers EVER!!! You'll be happy to know that, although Aiden is now in CTR 6, he's still giving his teachers great one-liners. For example...he is taught right now by a couple. Aiden is pretty fond of the husband. A few weeks ago, he stayed home from church because he was sick. Aiden walked up to the wife & said, "Where's my teacher?" She said, "Bro Partrige stayed home today because he was sick. But, I'm your teacher too, so I'll just be teaching you by myself today." Aiden replied very seriously with, "No really...where's my teacher? WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HIM?!? Tell me now!" Haha! We all got a pretty good laugh out of it, and I thought of you & all the funny things he said in Sunbeams. Miss you "Sister Mill."
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